Bzt.. Robot happy!

Pzit Bzat!

Robot jokes..

One robot to another:
- "11001011 10010010"
- "That's hilarious!"

- "Why was the robot angry?"
- ?
- "Because someone kept pushing his buttons!"

Bzit..!

- "Can a Robot Go Downstairs?"
- ?
- "Only Once."

Bzit, bzut..

- "What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?"
- ?
- "A trans-farmer!"

- "Why did the robot turn into a ghost?"
- ?
- "He just couldn't rust in peace."

- "Knock Knock"
- "Who's there?"
- "Lazy, weak and stupid.."
- "Lazy weak and stupid who?"
- "Lazy, weak and stupid humans!"

- "How many robots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
- ?
- "000000000001."